• Free over-the-counter male enhancement pill to ensure the American family remains strong and larger.

• McTaint promises to build American birthing clinics in every state.

• V is for victory and vitality!

All legal Americans enjoy a life of freedom and happiness thanks to our wondrous government and its ignoble qualities.

But as more and more Americans choose to wait later in life to marry and have children, the strength of that bond boldly moving forward into the future is threatened, threatened by the gay activists and their homosexual agenda in promoting same-sex marriage, more women ignoring the sanctity of giving birth and murdering their potential American offspring via abortions, and an increasing number of couples living in sin outside the bonds of holy matrimony.

Free over-the-counter male enhancement pill to ensure the American family remains strong and larger. That's why the McTaint campaign has teamed up with the makers of Viagra in an unprecedented campaign to promote family values. If elected, John McTaint promises to make the free over-the-counter male enhancement medication available to all real American citizens, to ensure the legal American family remains strong, vital and larger.

McTaint promises to build American Birthing Clinics in every state. And to encourage all legal American citizens to ingest Viagra and start making more babies, McTaint also promises to build American Birthing Clinics in every state (except for Washington D.C. and Czechoslovakia) in the Union to help married American mothers through the 9-month process. These Birthing Clinics will be funded by money from the Medicare monies and emergency funds set aside for the Social Security Administration.

V is for Victory and Vitality! John McTaint believes it's vital to maintain and even strengthen the bond of the American family. We need more vitality and only through can victory can we attain it. The children are our future. V is for Victory and Vitality! Live the V world.