John McTaint believes America's immigration system is broken. He is committed to a three-step process to reform:
John McTaint believes that our border must be secure and the federal government has done as much as it could do to ensure that it is secure. If we have learned anything from the recent immigration debate, it is that Americans should trust that their government will honor a pledge to do the things necessary to make the border secure. The policies of President Bush are a great model that we intend to follow. McTaint understands the importance of closing our borders and believes it's only a matter of time before we erect a wall at both our southern and northern borders.
1. Our borders must be secure at all costs, no matter what the expense, by building walls on all four borders. We can no longer afford to wait any longer, something must be done to ensure the security of America's borders. That's why John McTaint has proposed to beef up the wall along the entire Mexican border, as well as a wall along the entire border with Canada. Then, once we've established that a little American willpower can go a long way toward keeping out illegal aliens, the next step is to consider the idea of building walls along both the west and east coasts of the United States. Of course, all legal American families will be able to enjoy the comforts of either coast anytime they can with special access in front of the walls.
2. Award a no-bid contract to Pakistani border patrol to secure the border and help fight the War On Terror.
3. Beefed-Up border patrol and INS launch proposed "Green Energy" camps as a Homeland alternative energy source. Once we've established the combined firepower of the U.S. Border Patrol and the Pakistani Border Patrol (see above), you can be assured that more foreigners attempting to enter America illegally will be stopped before they even step foot into our sacred land. That's why i propose the border patrol join forces with the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Services to create "Green Energy" camps as a alternative energy source for our nation's homeland. These camps will be teeming with thousands of recently-captured illegal aliens, so we thought, "Why not put them to work until they're deported?" These illegals will be taken to expansive fields filled with thousands of unused treadmills, left over from the last fitness craze, and asked to run on the treadmills each day until their deportation occurs. The kinetic energy generated by illegals running on the treadmills could produce enough electricity to keep a bowling alley fairly well lit for at least a couple rounds of open bowling on non-league nights. We believe this is an important way to use the temporary workforce we've captured for a positive outcome that benefits all legal American citizens.